Jennilstig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered fox.

Jennilstig created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jennilstig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jennilstig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Jennilstig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Jennilstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear mauve rings.

4. Never sit in the presence of goats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.