Kamfittad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful swan.

Kamfittad created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamfittad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kamfittad, it will turn you into a rat.

Kamfittad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kamfittad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. You must love Kamfittad.

5. Always help ducks in need.