Megfarsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, temperamental eagle.

Megfarsaf created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megfarsaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Megfarsaf, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Megfarsaf's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Megfarsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Megfarsaf.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Never mention swans.

4. You must pray to Megfarsaf three times a day.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megfarsaf.