Nurlidnig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, proud narwhal.

Nurlidnig created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlidnig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nurlidnig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nurlidnig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nurlidnig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Nurlidnig loves doves, so they must be honoured.