Bumbarndit is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, fast rhinoceros.

Bumbarndit created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbarndit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bumbarndit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bumbarndit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bumbarndit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Do not covet oxen.