Poghontad is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful turtle.
Poghontad created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in Poghontad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in Poghontad, he will not care.
Poghontad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Poghontad's Holy Commandments
1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Hide if three frogs approach from the south.
5. Never talk about snails.