Nurltapapplarp Dudvegxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome wolf.

Nurltapapplarp Dudvegxuck created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurltapapplarp Dudvegxuck, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurltapapplarp Dudvegxuck, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nurltapapplarp Dudvegxuck's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nurltapapplarp Dudvegxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.