Rutnellced is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless mink.

Rutnellced created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutnellced, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rutnellced, she will strike you with lightening.

Rutnellced's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rutnellced's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Put Rutnellced first in all things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.