Yartgupdob is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy faun.

Yartgupdob created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Yartgupdob, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yartgupdob, she will curse you with boils.

Yartgupdob's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yartgupdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Never bounce in the presence of manatees.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.