Figcussrul is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective turtle.

Figcussrul created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figcussrul, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Figcussrul, he will destroy your home solar system.

Figcussrul's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Figcussrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not make images of living things.