Bimripwab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful butterfly.

Bimripwab created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Bimripwab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bimripwab, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bimripwab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bimripwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the east.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always take life seriously.