Cipganyok is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic dog.

Cipganyok created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cipganyok, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cipganyok, she will turn you into a dog.

Cipganyok's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cipganyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never skip near ants.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat bananas.