Fablibbag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, irritating toad.

Fablibbag created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Fablibbag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fablibbag, she will send you a sign.

Fablibbag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fablibbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never feed carrots to bats while wearing yellow skirts.