Tikratboss Zenbingem is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omniscient warg.

Tikratboss Zenbingem created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikratboss Zenbingem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tikratboss Zenbingem, he will turn you into a sheep.

Tikratboss Zenbingem's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tikratboss Zenbingem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tikratboss Zenbingem.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.