Ransakkenrow is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, impressive crane.

Ransakkenrow created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ransakkenrow, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ransakkenrow, she will turn you into a goat.

Ransakkenrow's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ransakkenrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of mites.

2. Always help whales.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.