Fuddutfod is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective swan.

Fuddutfod created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fuddutfod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fuddutfod, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fuddutfod's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fuddutfod's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fuddutfod.