Yamwotdob is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing bee.

Yamwotdob created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamwotdob, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yamwotdob, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Yamwotdob's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yamwotdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Never think about gravity.