Yogjenvil is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, able rat.

Yogjenvil created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogjenvil, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yogjenvil, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yogjenvil's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yogjenvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.
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