Panghubarplipdadkopcum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful scorpion.

Panghubarplipdadkopcum created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panghubarplipdadkopcum, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Panghubarplipdadkopcum, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Panghubarplipdadkopcum's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Panghubarplipdadkopcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not hurt swans.