Dimcaplad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awesome cobra.

Dimcaplad created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimcaplad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dimcaplad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dimcaplad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dimcaplad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimcaplad.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.