Hamnelfot Wotparkxen Xinjonlimbonktitfedlib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental eagle.

Hamnelfot Wotparkxen Xinjonlimbonktitfedlib created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamnelfot Wotparkxen Xinjonlimbonktitfedlib, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hamnelfot Wotparkxen Xinjonlimbonktitfedlib, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hamnelfot Wotparkxen Xinjonlimbonktitfedlib's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hamnelfot Wotparkxen Xinjonlimbonktitfedlib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.