Zodpibcut Tikgabbit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fast centipede.

Zodpibcut Tikgabbit created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Zodpibcut Tikgabbit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zodpibcut Tikgabbit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Zodpibcut Tikgabbit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zodpibcut Tikgabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never paint your feet green.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.