Dabpandanbop Gunvabcipfod is a god.

It takes the form of a large, idiotic centaur.

Dabpandanbop Gunvabcipfod created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabpandanbop Gunvabcipfod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dabpandanbop Gunvabcipfod, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dabpandanbop Gunvabcipfod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dabpandanbop Gunvabcipfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never bounce near whales.

3. Never paint your neck brown.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.