Flantagbugnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, annoying owl.

Flantagbugnurl created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flantagbugnurl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flantagbugnurl, it will be very sad.

Flantagbugnurl's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Flantagbugnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not take Flantagbugnurl's name in vain.