Had is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing gnu.

Had created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Had, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Had, he will turn you into a slug.

Had's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Had's Holy Commandments

1. Had loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Worship no other gods but Had.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Had on top of all buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not jump in public.