Zenbogjop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident yak.

Zenbogjop created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Zenbogjop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zenbogjop, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zenbogjop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Zenbogjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.