Ganyakwod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident eagle.

Ganyakwod created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganyakwod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ganyakwod, she will turn you into a goat.

Ganyakwod's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ganyakwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never write about cell theory.