Nardimpib is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane chinchilla.

Nardimpib created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nardimpib, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nardimpib, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nardimpib's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nardimpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.