Ortnakpit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm hedgehog.

Ortnakpit created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Ortnakpit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ortnakpit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ortnakpit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ortnakpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near pigs.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ortnakpit.

5. Erect six silicon sculptures of Ortnakpit on top of important buildings.