Kopyokyat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind bat.

Kopyokyat created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopyokyat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kopyokyat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kopyokyat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kopyokyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.