Fotbimmitshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, vain aardvark.

Fotbimmitshav created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotbimmitshav, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fotbimmitshav, she will not care.

Fotbimmitshav's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fotbimmitshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. You must pray to Fotbimmitshav seven times a day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.