Karstikart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest gnu.

Karstikart created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karstikart, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Karstikart, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Karstikart's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Karstikart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.