Dagliggig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, clever walrus.

Dagliggig created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dagliggig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dagliggig, he will turn you into a duck.

Dagliggig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dagliggig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.