Armdonlip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humane human.

Armdonlip created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armdonlip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armdonlip, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Armdonlip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Armdonlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Never wear trousers.