Komrandit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful hare.

Komrandit created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komrandit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Komrandit, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Komrandit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Komrandit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never skip in holy places.