Bitvadcut is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable clam.

Bitvadcut created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitvadcut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bitvadcut, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bitvadcut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bitvadcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect three platinum sculptures of Bitvadcut on top of important buildings.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.