Cussnartvil is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, strong duck.

Cussnartvil created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cussnartvil, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cussnartvil, it will think nothing of it.

Cussnartvil's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cussnartvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.