Jipbunbit Vonsangid Flansigcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful grasshopper.

Jipbunbit Vonsangid Flansigcuss created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipbunbit Vonsangid Flansigcuss, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jipbunbit Vonsangid Flansigcuss, he will not invite you to parties.

Jipbunbit Vonsangid Flansigcuss' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Jipbunbit Vonsangid Flansigcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Worship no other gods but Jipbunbit Vonsangid Flansigcuss.