Zenbimyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless walrus.

Zenbimyarp created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenbimyarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zenbimyarp, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zenbimyarp's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zenbimyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed bread to dogs while wearing gray hats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Never eat rice.