Lognakrawdutmatmidcap Cunbinhadzog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking crane.

Lognakrawdutmatmidcap Cunbinhadzog created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lognakrawdutmatmidcap Cunbinhadzog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lognakrawdutmatmidcap Cunbinhadzog, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lognakrawdutmatmidcap Cunbinhadzog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lognakrawdutmatmidcap Cunbinhadzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest orange.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never laugh in the presence of pigs.