Cednursatfod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable human.

Cednursatfod created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cednursatfod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cednursatfod, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cednursatfod's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cednursatfod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your arms.