Stanmanlat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing slug.

Stanmanlat created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanmanlat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stanmanlat, it will strike you with lightening.

Stanmanlat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stanmanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray pigs, for they are unholy.

2. You must love Stanmanlat.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Pray towards the east.