Artweghit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental chinchilla.

Artweghit created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artweghit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Artweghit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Artweghit's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Artweghit's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Hide if four pigs approach from the north.

5. Worship no other gods but Artweghit.