Tipgamvinnarl is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic penguin.

Tipgamvinnarl created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tipgamvinnarl, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tipgamvinnarl, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tipgamvinnarl's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tipgamvinnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.