Nurgoftap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest hydra.

Nurgoftap created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurgoftap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurgoftap, she will turn you into a frog.

Nurgoftap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nurgoftap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.