Nibbestkan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy alligator.

Nibbestkan created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbestkan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nibbestkan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nibbestkan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nibbestkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Always wear green.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Nibbestkan loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed limes to turtles while wearing yellow trousers.