Zengidwit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured slug.

Zengidwit created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zengidwit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zengidwit, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zengidwit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Zengidwit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Hide if eight mites approach from the west.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Respect your elders.