Sterquagwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage wyvern.

Sterquagwod created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Sterquagwod, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sterquagwod, he will turn you into a rock.

Sterquagwod's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sterquagwod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sterquagwod first in all things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away from red monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.