Garfarstig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome cow.

Garfarstig created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Garfarstig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Garfarstig, she will turn you into a slug.

Garfarstig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Garfarstig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must love Garfarstig.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not commit murder.