Zanarfgan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zanarfgan created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanarfgan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zanarfgan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zanarfgan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zanarfgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the south.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Zanarfgan must be the most important thing in your life.